Hello wonderful, breathtaking, great
lesbians
. Today is our very own time! Nowadays we celebrate getting noticeable AF
lesbians.
I am remembering by buying $50 worth of Juice hit for my personal v fat face, paying attention to ”
The L Keyword
” motif track on recurring, texting emotional paragraphs to all the my personal
exes
, having a
Gia
race, using a
leather jacket
, and causeing the identify all of my many preferred elements of being a lesbian. There was plenty to enjoy and commemorate it was hard to narrow it down, but here goes, ladies.

1. ”
The L Keyword”
may be the present that helps to keep on providing.

I am not proficient at several things in life, but I will kick your ass at ”
The L Word
” trivia any day. You will find a freakishly encyclopedic storage when it comes to our
favorite lezzie crisis
, and I am very grateful to be a closeted 13-year old and binge viewing it because it’s gifted myself with a few of the finest activity (and masturbation material—helllooo
Shane
and Cherie poolside) of my life! And undoubtedly the amazing
sound recording
. I am hearing
Dream by Bardi Johansson and Noemi
when I compose this, which, I might include, was playing as Alice kept an enchanting watch out for Tasha (that completely created her PTSD—whoops!). Like We mentioned: ENCYCLOPEDIC MEMORY.

2. Scissoring. It’s genuine. Which all.

I don’t have time for people narrow minded nasties that state scissoring is actually a fake
pornography
fantasy for the patriarchy. YAWN. What i’m saying is, have you ever TRIED IT? Otherwise, you happen to be passing up on exactly what, in my modest (finest) opinion, is considered the most fun part of being a
lesbian
. Positive, it takes loads of dexterity, is shameful to start with, and requires some skill and versatility, but so do all the greatest situations in daily life.

3. Community.

Getting a lesbian is amazing because it instantaneously links you, spiritually and inextricably, to a family group. Every one folks according to the LGBTQ umbrella has one another’s fabulous backs (whether or not we
argue semantics
online of
WORST parts of getting a lesbian
just I DIGRESS). Nowadays, we’re merely
REMEMBERING
, honey.

4. The ART.

Could it be me personally, or carry out lesbians make most useful art? Label a much better break-up album than
Tegan and Sara’s
“The Con.” identify a sexier motion picture than ”
Below The Woman Mouth Area
.” Name a significantly better book than ”
Stone Butch Blues
.” List a much better celebrity than
Lena Waithe
.

5. I’m satisfied AF.

Being a lesbian provides provided me really
self-confidence
. If you are various, you stick out. If you excel, you may need a thick skin. You will need
design
. You may need swag. Subsequently, these certainly provide self-confidence of a sapphic goddess!

6. dealing with kiss hot girls, duh.

That one is self-explanatory, but I’ll go ahead and on anyway because it’s
the thing I would for an income
. I’ve been
generating away
with women for, like, 15 years, but I however get giddy and excited every time. Like, can everything in life be any further lit than becoming a hot lady kissing a hot girl?

7. The fashion.

Lesbians get the best style. Proof
here
,
here
,
here
, and, well, every-where.

8. The bars.

What keeps me dealing with a really bleak few days may be the vow of a legendary happy hour at cherished lez spot Cubbyhole. In case you are feeling down, I can assure that 15 minutes in Cubby will alter that. Before very long, you’re going to be throwing straight back a shot because of the friendly and enjoyable AF bartenders, filling the face with no-cost pizza, and chatting in the beautiful butt lady seated near to you.

9. Employed By GO Mag.

Basically was not a flaming homosexual, I wouldn’t have the enormous honor of functioning right here and providing you with all lezzie content material! I feel such as the luckiest lesbian in the arena.

10. Leather pants.

I am thankful for dykes in fabric trousers. Thank-you for going to my Ted chat.

11. GLOBE PRIDE IS THIS 12 MONTHS.

Pleasure
is actually stressful AF whenever you work for a lesbian journal. The planning! The content! The organization! The float! The functions! The tabling! But, it’s also probably the most magical thing on earth. Pride started as a-riot, and, now, it really is a party honoring most of the work and sacrifices our very own siblings made for all of us are virtually naked from the street covered in sparkle. Icons merely.

12. Background.

Speaking of Pride, exactly how fortunate are we to get the possibility to go to a full time income, RESPIRATION part of queer history like
The Stonewall Inn
? Practically where Pride started! This season, as well as WORLD PRIDE, oahu is the 50th anniversary on the Stonewall uprising. There is these a rich record filled up with weight, like, and energy.

13. Melissa Etheridge.

Genuine tale: I’d an orgasm from only seeing
Melissa Etheridge
on-stage this past year.

14. V extreme, crazy, life-altering, earth-shattering
gender
and
interactions
.

^Lesbians’ specialty.

15. Freedom!

While many queer people worldwide aren’t as fortunate, I adore getting free to end up being me personally: a massive dyke.

Pleased Lesbian Day Of Exposure! What is your chosen component about being a
lesbian
? Exactly how will you be celebrating now? Would you like to day me? Tell us inside the remarks!